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my queen

hate bluetooth headphones that talk. you are a machine you may NOT speak to me

when headphones beep sadly because their battery is low: oh you poor thing :( let me plug you in :(

when headphones say "battery low" in a human voice: Who Are You Stop Interrupting My Music

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this came to me in a vision

i love her bitching about anti smoking laws because she was probably 2 feet from a door with a sign up or some stupid shit. the draconian anti smoking laws

elodieunderglass:
“batchygyo:
“blue-bower:
“ bugcthulhu:
“ meglyman:
“ Mimic Octopus has had enough of Dancing Crab’s shenanigans
”
darn dancing crabs and their jazz crab hands
”
‘HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-“
“NO” ”
i cant control my hand...

Mimic Octopus has had enough of Dancing Crab’s shenanigans

darn dancing crabs and their jazz crab hands

‘HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-“
“NO”

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i cant control my hand suddenly

Everyone has seen this post, right? Right?

everyone who hasn't heard must get the news via this meme

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"India on Wednesday [August 23, 2023] landed a spacecraft near the moon’s south pole, an uncharted territory that scientists believe could hold vital reserves of frozen water and precious elements, as the country cements its growing prowess in space and technology.

A lander with a rover inside touched down on the lunar surface at 6:04 local time, sparking cheers and applause among the space scientists watching in the southern Indian city of Bengaluru. After a failed attempt nearly four years ago, India made history by becoming the first country to touch down near the little-explored south pole region and joins the United States, the Soviet Union and China in achieving a moon landing...

Excited and anxious, people across India, home to the world’s largest population, crowded around televisions in offices, shops, restaurants and homes. Thousands prayed Tuesday for the success of the mission with oil lamps on the river banks, temples and religious places, including the holy city of Varanasi in northern India.

India’s Chandrayaan-3 — “moon craft” in Sanskrit — took off from a launchpad in Sriharikota in southern India on July 14."

-via PBS NewsHour, August 23, 2023

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